MILE HIGH ADVICE...

If you want to avoid pissing off the flight attendant, don't tell them 'Call Me Tarmac Daddy,' when they ask you if you'd like a complimentary bevvy.

Let's get real, only Carl the Flamingo can get away with that. Keep those bevvies flowin' and channel the Tarmac Daddy of style with these Call Me Tarmac Daddy Shades instead.

(And remember, put your own shades on before assisting others in putting on their shades.)